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L@@K!! RARE 1951 FENDER STRAT MINT!! (NOT VINTAGE GIBSON)!
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Books, Movies, Music:Musical Instruments:Guitars:Electric
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L@@OK NO RESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Opening bid is only $15,500. That’s really cheep! Wait for the pictures to download. It’s worth it!!!

DON’T MISS OUT!!! You are bidding on a extremely rare 1951 Fender Stratocastor!!! This is also known as a "STRAT" by some people. 

This is 1 of the originals and it is hard to find!. Collecters wood kill for this guitars! PURE VINTAGE. Only 5-6 of these were ever made!!! This guitar will surely go UP in value!!! IT IS A GREAT INVESTMENT OPPRUTINITY 4U! Own a peace of history!! 

A freind of mine plugged it in (using a vintage amp!!) and everything worksjust  fine. It’s really loud! LOL. You have never ever heard a betters sounding giutar or a louder one either. It is MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT MINT!!! Did I say MINT???

Eric Clamton plays Fender strats! If you by this guitar, you will sound just like he does!! Also Jimmy Hendrickson uses these types of giutras when he plays on his CDs.

Ladys: By this for your husband. Then he will love you! LOL.

DONT FORGET TO SEE MY OTHER AUCTIONS!! 

And you can also go to my HOME PAGE to find out more about me, the GUITAR GOD!

JUST L@@K AT THESE FEATURES:

* A REAL FEDNER "STRAT". Not a fake Fender like some you see. 

* It is made in the good ole US of A (not the cheap worthless crap they make in Mexico or Japan)

* 100% original! Nuthing has ben changed on it!

* Unique VERY VERY RARE green color. BAEUTIFUL! All original paint jobs with no "touch up" work!!

* It is perfect for any type of music you like, from classical (yuk!) to heavy metal (yeah!). Even surf music. And rap too, I think (I hate rap LOL).

* One owner!! That’s all. It was my grandaddy. And it has been taken care of real well (he always took care of his stuff!). Well, two owners if you count me!! LOL!

* Authentic wood body (not hollow!). IF YOU KNOW GIUTARS, THAN YOU NO THAT IS VERY RARE TO FIND! Some guirtas are made out of cheap plastic!

* Long brown neck (also wood) with all-metal frets! Not rusted! And no fret ware!!

* White dots on some of the frets. ???????

* Six strings. Here’s some trivia for you: Some gituras have 12 strings, and base guitars have only 4!!

* Six metal knobs at the end of the neck — one for each string! Turn them with your finger to change the sounds!.

* Three pickups with a selector switch! Three pickups makes it very loud!! Some non-vintage guitars only have two pickups. They are not as loud.

* Two volumn knobs (both of them go up to 10). Turn them both all the way up if you REALLY want it loud!! LOL  See the picture, right below.

* It also has a handy metal handle near the end of the strings that you can use to carry it around (not sure what you call it). See the picture right above.

* Free guitar pick included!! I think the pick was used by the guy in Metalica, but I’m not sure. Anyway it’s a good white one (white picks sound the best!).

* It even comes with a handy mirror on the back (for checking your hair LOL), and has all four screws (see picture). And they are very very tight!



CONDITION OF THIS GIUTAR

In a word: Perfect condition! Well, one string broke after I took the pictures, but I think it can be fixed if your handy around the house. Maybe with some solder. It don’t have hardly any scratches on it and everyhting is in real good shape. The mirror could prolly use some Windex on it  It’s like brand new condition, but it’s relly old! And, it’s a real Fender. Did I say VINTAGE?? Did I say MINT? Just want to be sure.

Lets talk about age!

OK, this is the year 2002 and this gitrar was made in the year 1951, so that makes it what? 63 years old, or something like that! Its aintchint — but when your speeking about giutars the older the better. U can just remember this simpel rule: OLD = vInTaGe!!!

HOW I GOT IT

OK, here’s the story behind this wonderful and historical and VALUABLE giutar. I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know squat about guitars. I took trombone for awhile but I didn’t like it much. But my granddady did no about guirtas. He was a musician before he went to the hospital (and never came home!). He even played in some bands and I think he was on TV or maybe the radio — one of them. 

Andyway, A few weeks ago gramma asked me to clean out her attick. I says, Sure, OK I’ll do it ’cause I didn’t have anything else to do. Why not? So I was cleaning out old boxes and clothes and stuff and found this FENDER STRAT!!! I ask gramma if I could have it and she says, yeah sure I don’t want it it’s prolly no good anyways. She said grandaddy bought it a long time ago but she didn’t remember exactly when (her memory is not too good! LOL). So I took it and here it is! And she was wrong. It is good ‘cuz it’s a real Fender stratocastor! And it’s really old (old giutars are worth more then brand new ones!) DID I SAY VINTAGE!!

STILL NOT CONVINCED?

OK. Some people might not belive me when I say that this is really a authenitcated  and VALUABLE historical 1951 Fender Strat (VINTAGE)!!! Well, I took it to a guy I know (named Bob Jones, sometimes called "Sparky") who is an expert on guitars. Hhe actually plays drums in a band and has about a million CDs!! Once he met a guy who knew someone who was a cousin of the girlfriend of one of the guys in Green Day!. So he DOES no what he’s talking about!  He looked it over real careful, strummed on it, turned those six keys, looked in the mirror, looked at some books, and then apprised this guitar at a value of $35,000!!! He even signed an affidavid, which is in the picture below.

I can’t be sure of this (cuz it’s so old) but somebody else toll me this giutar may have been made by the guy who started up the Fender company — Freddy Fender himself!!! I won’t sware to it, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

You can check the cereal number for yourselv (each guitar has its own cereal number. No two are the same!). There are books that have those number in it I think. I even took a picture for you! Proof!

MORE STUFF

OK, I really don’t want to sell this beautiful peace of  historical VINTAGE history, because I no it will just get more and more valuable as time goes on. But I have to sell it and I’ll never learn how to play it anyways (I couldnt even learn a trombone!). Things haven’t been too good around here since I left school. Let’s just say I did some things I shouldn’t a did and now a prole officer is involved!! No I’m not in jail. LOL!! 

The original gig bag (also VINTAGE and also historical) is also for sale for only $400 extra This VINTAGE guitar was made way before they even invented actual guitar cases!!.All they had back then was gig bags. Sorry – I forgot to take a picture of the gig bag, but it’s a real good gig bag! For those who don’t know, a gig is when you go out and play in a band. You carry your guitar to a gig using a gig bag!  If you don’t play a band you may not even need a gig bag!!! But you should by it anyways just to be safe.

I no you all have lots of questions about this authentic PEASE OF USA HISTORY. Sorry but I really can’t answer any of your questions about this guitar. Like I said I don’t know jack squat about giutars. Plus my AOL doesn’t work too good anymore since my mom’s boyfriend put some new software on it!!!. 

Also, you can just  ignore those five negative feedback ratings I got from other auctions! It’s a long story! I’m a honest person and I wouldn’t rip anybody off!!!. Really I am!!! Those people are just idiots who don’t really udnerstand VITNAGE GUITARS!! 

The spinning guitar is 
not the actual giutar thats 
for sale! Just a kewl picture 
I found on the INTERNET!
The guitar thats for sale
is a green VINTAGE FENDER STRAT GUITAR!!

If you by this guitar you will have to pays the actual shipping costs which is exatcly $350 ($450 if you are in Candada or Alaska or Hawiai or anyplace else but the US of A!). 

 
CASH ONLY!!! I don’t no what paypal is, but a lot of the other auctions use it so it must be good!. 

DONT FORGET TO SEE MY OTHER AUCTIONS!! 

And also go to my HOME PAGE  to learn all about myself!!……. 

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User: richtheman (241) star Date: Aug-26-00 21:25:03 PDT
Item: 403513114

Complaint: I paid $29,289 for a vintage Les Paul guitar. Seller sent an Ibanez guitar instead. It’s a good Ibanez, but it’s not a LP!

User: franzschulz (207) star Date: Aug-24-00 19:46:09 PDT
Item: 403513114

Complaint: Seller might seem like a nice guy, but he’s a jerk. That’s all. Plain and simple. A real jerk. A stupid a**hole.

User: hankdwarf (0) Date: Aug-23-00 16:12:16 PST
Item: 403513114

Complaint: I sent cash (as requested). Seller claims he never received it. So I sent the cash again. He still didn’t receive it. I’m going to try one more time.

User: gramma (0) Date: Aug-22-00 17:17:36 PST
Item: 403513114

Complaint: He’s my grandson and I love him to death. .But he stole my late husband’s vintage guitar from my attic. That boy just ain’t right!

User: jjsvh (7) Date: Aug-10-00 17:17:36 PST
Item: 403513114

Complaint: OK here’s the deal. He advertised a kewl guitar. I paid for but he didn’t send it. That’s just wrong!!! Well, maybe it was my fault. That guitar really wasn’t that kewl. Live and learn.

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The Guitar GodAbout me, THE GUITAR GOD

They call me "The Guitar God". My real name is actualy Todd, but I don’t go buy it anymore. Even my mom has started calling me by that name because I stopped answering to TODD. What ever you do don’t call me Turd (I had enuf of that in school!!!).  

That’s me on the left. My favorite color is PURPLE (can you tell??), and I’m a Taurus. I’m 6’0" tall and weigh 112 pounds. I am left handed (most people are actually right-handed!). I made this web site so people could laern more about me and the types of things that I am interested in and the stuff that I do. 

Before you leave here check out my EBAY AUCTIONS!!!

Dont bother clicking. It does not work!! I don’t know why, it SAYS E-mail on it. So dont ask.

My Music!!!

Music is my life! I mean it. I could relly just sit around all day and just listen to music. I don’t care if its on CDs, radios, tapes, TV, or even life music. Whatever!! As long as its good music I dig it and also enjoy it. So what makes good music you might ask? Well, for one thing it has to have loud guitars in it and those guitars must be played fast with lots of high notes and a good deal of distrotion. And it must also have drums too. And some base, of course (all good music has base!) . And the singer should also be good and sing about meaningful things like isuues such as life, death, and drugs and even relation chips. 

Eventually I hope to have a sucesful career in the music biz. Right now I don’t have a job, but I want to work in a music store and sell guitars and other sorted instruments like bases and amps and even drums. I have already applied for some jobs but they always tell me they don’t need anybody right now. But that’s OK they can keep their dam job!! I’ll prolly just start my own store and call it THE GUITAR GOD MUSIC STORE

Right now I’m getting some valubale experience by selling musical stuff on EBAY!! I haven’t had to much luck so far, but I’m only just starting! So give me a brake!!! And I also watn to learn how to play the guitar as well, I think that will help me be a better salesman cuz I can demonstrate the varius guitras to my customors and sell the guitar that best meets their particular needs! 

I used to take trombone, but I decided that’s not for me. I mean when was the last time you heard a good song that had a tombone on it??? Think about it!! If I would a stuck with the trombones then you wood have to call me Trombone God! LOL. Trombones = No. Guitars = Yes!

So, to sumarize, my name is the GUITAR GOD and music is my life! I plan to make a career out of music.

All About My Family

I happen to be a family man. I don’t mean that I have kids and a wife and stuff. But I do live with my family. 

I have my own room and my mom and her boyfreind pretty much just leave me be. Well, it’s not atcually a room in the trailer. It’s a little small room out in the back what used to be some kind of a tool shed or something like that. If you look at hte pictor below you can’t actually see my place (its behind the tree) but you can see the actual trailor where my mom and her boyfriend stay. That’s my mom’s truck. Its a nice one! 

My place may not be a mashion, but it suites me just fine!! I have lot of pivatcy and I dont even have to pay rent and I get free food because I eat in the trailor with the others. 

My sister also lives here (but she has a actual room in the trailer) and she will soon have another baby (that will make 2!!! Boy that room will be crowded and noisy and even stinkier than it is already, what with the diapers and all). Now she (my sister, that is) just needs to find herself a boy freind that will stick around LOL!! I don’t have a picture of my sister but I do have one of my Mom.  See right below. That’s her.

Mom wasn’t two happy in this phogotraph, she don’t really like to get her pitcher taken, I don’t know why, she just don’t. This picture was taken one night before she went out on a date with somebody she met at the Piggly Wigly market (that’s a good place to pickup chicks!!).  Sometimes she will actually smile, and she looks pretty good considering that she’s a mom!  

Now mom has herself a steady boyfriend and he lives at the trailer. For some raison he does not like me two much and I don’t really know the reason why not. He works over at the gas station and he usually comes home drunk. And sometimes he’ll give me a few beers, but only if he’s already drunk. Otherwise he just goes, "Hey, get the hell outta here boy."

 

Dad is in the picture to the right..

That’s the only picuter I could find. I beleive it  was the last picutre ever takin of him before he went away for about the ninth time (mom threw out all the others pictuers). I don’t really know exactly where he is right now, but i think he prolly has plenty of free time on his hands to think about things such as life, death and music. Lets hope he doesn’t drop the sope when he takes a shower! LOL!!

Maybe Ill see him again sometimes but I relly doubt it! LOL.

 

Check Out My Girlfreind!!!!!

Meet Myrtle, my girl (but don’t call her Turtle!!). OK, she may not be the best looking girl in the world, but she has a big heart (along with other "big" things LOL). Well look at me. I mean I’m not exacly Brad Pits! She actuly looks better than the picture shows because her hair is now alot shorter and she got some eyeglasses. The zits have alos cleared up for the most part.  But I think she might a put on a little weight (that girl eats more than me!).

We’ve been going toegether for almost a year off and on. We met at school, but we never had any classes together. I went outside to have a smoke and there she was smoking too! I think it was some kind of carma that caused us to meat that day. I asked her if she might like to go on a drive with me after school and she says Sure why not? I don’t have antyhing better to do. And I go Alright! And the rest is hystory!

Anyways, we usually get along good except when we fight and argue. Mainly its about stuff that I can’t even talk about here ‘cuz this web site is rated G for general audeinces. But usually things are good and we spend time together and watch the TV and drive around and listen to music and "stuff" (if you know what I mean!!). We’ll prolly get married at some time in the future, as soon as I open my music store and she gets herself a job. Right now Myrtle is unemployed but she gets a check each and every month on account of her baby. That’s actualy  better than working because she doesn’t have to do antything!!


A   U N P A I D  A D V E R T I S E M E N T

NEW –>>> Myrtle has her own WEB SITE!!

*** Go To Myrtle’s KEWL Site ***

(its a professsional business site)


 

Meat My Friends!!

My friends are:

  • Bruce (some people call him Rocky or Junior)

  • Red (also known as Buster). He has red hair.

  • Sparky (Bob Jones) who plays drums in a band!! He is really good and he will proll be a rock star when he gets older.

  • Alexander. Hes the guy who lets me use his ‘puter and showed me how to make my very on HOME PAGE wich you are reading right now! 

Here is Alexander. What a nerd!! But at lest he has a computor!

These friens of mine are all relly cool guys and are also good guys to hang with. But for some reason they all seem to be very busy these days so we don’t realy hang out much anymore. I don’t know why. They always seem to have to go somewheres or do something. . And they wouldn’t give me any pictuers (except for Alexander) for my web site. I don’t know why really. 


About School :~(

I was smart and left school as soon as I could. The law says I can quit when I turn 16 so I followed the law and that’s exatcly what I did!  

I just didn’t like it at school and the teachers were pretty stupid if you ask me. I mean really. Why should I have to read "Great Expectorations" by Charles Dickson? This is the US of A we live in, not the united kingdom of England!! And it was a very thick book too and I couldn’t really understand what was going on with this guy Pip!! And then their’s math! Give me a brake! I can add stuff up and that’s pretty much all the math I need. I mean when was the last time you had to do some algebra? Be honest! I was never much good in goegraphy or history either. I mean, I don’t plan to do much traveling and what’s past is past, right? And I wont’ even talk about Spanish class!! They gotta be kidding with that stuff! 

Plus look at all of the great rock stars. I bet none of them spent to much time in shcool, right?.

I have graduated from the "School of Hard Knocks". My dad went their and so did my grand dad (ha-ha). They both did alright, well at least my grand dad did alright. He played the guitar in a band butt was not known as the GUITAR GOD. That’s me!! 

Heres My Dog!!

Everybody needs a dog, right? And I have one goes by the name of Snot Rag (I named him!). I don’t realy know what kind a dog it is. I don’t even know where it came from. It just kinda showed up one day. I started feeding it some food and the next thing you know he like made hisself at home and now it stays with me. 

He don’t know any tricks and he won’t even come when I call him (unless I have some food in my hand, then he comes right away even if I call him by a name other than Snot Rag). It lost a lot of its fir somewhere along the line.  I don’t know why maybe from scratching flees. He’s kinda bald. He also barks a lot for no real reason. And sometimes he’ll bite poeple if they get to close and don’t have any food on them. I guess he’s kinda mean, really and most poeple don’t like him at all. And, I must admit that he realy doesn’t smell all that good specially when its wet out after its rained. That’s why I make him sleep on the floor (tho he wants to sleep with me!!) 

And heres My Car!!

OK, I’m not one of those guys who are really into there cars. As I mentionned, my main thing in life is music and guitars!! I am, afterall, THE GUITAR GOD!!! But, everybody needs a car just to get around, and I have one! It’s a white car, kinda old, but I’m not sure of the model or the year.

It really needs to be washed LOL and the junk needs to be cleared off the floors and seats, but she runs pretty good and gets descent milage!! Theres no spare tho, so let’s hope I don’t get a flat!!!! Oh and the blinkers don’t work and one tail lite is out.

I did have one accident with the car, and I think it had a few  more before I even got it!! Let’s just say I backed up and didn’t look to close in the miror so I didnt see that guy standing there! But you know what’s the funny thing? He was even drunker than I was!! LOL But the police weren’t really laughing much that day!!

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Don’t even bother with this stupid survey above. It dont work any more becuase it was one of those stupid free sites and they must of gone out of bizness or went bankruptured. Now all you get are some stupid adds for sites that you have to pay for. Yeah right, no way Hosay.  – TODD.

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What I Like and DisLike

Here’s what I LIKE Here’s What I DON’T like
Guitars! Expecially loud vintage guitars!SCHOOL!!! Or even thinking about shcool!!!
Good Music such as Metalica and AC-DCTrombones of any type including trombone music
MoneyBrushing my teeth
Not going to school!Poeple who call me Turd instead of Todd
People who call me GUITAR GOD!!Stupid TV commericals like tampoons and things
Having my very own music storeWhen my dog humps my leg
Eating food especially meat and candyWhen ther’s no toilet paper left
Sleeping!!!Being takin to jail
Hot babes!When my dog does #2 in my bed. Even #1 is bad!
Sleeping with hot babes!! LOLCleaning things up
Selling stuff on EBAY!Stupid poeple who dont understand me
Getting let out of jailBooks expecially shcool books!!

There are prolly some other things that I like and dislike but these are the main ones.


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It’s a joke…

In case you haven’t noticed, the page you were viewing is not for real. 

It started out as a parody of an eBay guitar ad, but quickly took on a life of its own. Most of the links do not work, but a few of them do:


Some people, of course, just don’t get it. Here’s an email I received from someone who, apparently, has no sense of humor:

Are you stupid or something?  Only a dumbass would fall for that.
Fender strats don’t have yamaha any where on them. 1950 strats
don’t have rosewood necks, they have maple. That is not a $15,500
guitar, that is a $130 guitar. If you ain’t sure that is a yamaha pacifica
112. Just thought you might like to knnow how big a f***ing ediot you are.

Or, maybe he was just playing along with the joke. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Nobody is that stupid.


Note: This is not intended to poke fun at eBay (which is a fine company that performs a great service). Rather, it is intended to poke fun at sellers who use eBay to rip-off unsuspecting people.

John Walkenbach

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