Top-10 Signs That You Purchased A Bad Spreadsheet
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- A sticker on the box reads, Now Supports DOS 1.2
- It is part of a software suite called "Office Schmoffice."
- User testimonials on the box are written in Pig-Latin.
- The help file consists of three words: "Don't ask me."
- The box has an "AS SEEN ON TV" sticker.
- The Setup routine displays "Another Sucker" as the default user name.
- The user manual is scribbled on the back of an old envelope.
- The technical support phone number is 555-1212.
- The only way to get a hard copy of your work is to photograph the screen.
- When you press F9, a message box tells you to dig out your calculator.
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