Spreadsheet Poems
A lovely little formula:
=((A1+B1+C1+(A2*SQRT(B2)))/C2)+(A3*B3)=(C3^A4)+B4
The formula above is actually a poem:
A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared and not a bit more.
And here's another one for gardeners:
You may spreadsheet in columns
You may spreadsheet in rows
But the more you spreadsheet
The faster it grows.
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