Spreadsheet Consultant
A spreadsheet
consultant died and went to heaven. There were thousands of people ahead of him
in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate
and came down the long line to where the consultant was, and greeted him warmly.
St. Peter took the consultant up to the front of the line, and into a
comfortable chair by his desk.
The consultant said, "I like all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed
your clients, and by my calculation you're 193 years old!"
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