Scientists Tell Us
The average person spends:
- 9.5 years sleeping
- 4.2 years eating
- 3.8 years on the toilet
- 2.8 years traveling
and...
- 1.9 years waiting for Excel to recalculate!
Spreadsheet Jokes
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