Pilot Joke
A pilot is flying a
small, single-engine charter plane with a couple of really important execs on
board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is only 40
feet, and his instruments are out. He circles, looking for a landmark. After an
hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last,
through a small opening in the fog, he sees a tall building with one guy working
alone on the fifth floor.
Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window, "Hi, where am I?"
The solitary office worker replies, "You're in an airplane."
The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and makes a perfect blind landing on the airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers are relieved, and ask the pilot how he did it.
"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple
question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct, but absolutely useless.
Therefore, that must have been the Microsoft Excel support office. I know that,
from there, the airport is three minutes away on a heading of 87 degrees."
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