Cannibal Joke
A traveler
wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher
shop. This shop specialized in human brains.
The sign in the shop read:
| Brain Type | Price per Pound |
| Artist Brains | $ 9.00 |
| Philosopher Brains | $12.00 |
| Scientist Brains | $15.00 |
| Spreadsheet Developer Brains | $29.00 |
Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, "My, those spreadsheet developer brains must be quite tasty!"
The butcher replied, "Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how many spreadsheet developers you have to kill to get a pound of brains?"
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